So I find that NERF guns are a college students best friend. Now this isn't anything new to my mind, I just realized it again today. These foam-spewing plastic wonder guns are perhaps one of the best ways to relieve boredom. More active and social than video games, having less required time than sports, and containing more fun than you can shake a substantial stick at, yep, these are fantastic little devices. By making a ten dollar investment in a NERF six-shooter, I have allotted myself more fun than thought possible by leading experts. Sure it's immature and yes some people will probably in all likelihood get pissed at you for shooting the fifth dart into their eye in the past twenty seconds, but consider all the sorts of good times that can be had.

It's amazing. Go. Buy (NERF) gun. Shoot friends. Have a blast.